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"Discovering Nobody" by thecandyandfoodlover
Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...

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The Trust Game
"I see many of you know how to play. But for those who don't, it's very simple: allow yourself to fall backward, trusting your partner behind you to catch you..."

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Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story
She did know one thing, though. She was never, ever going to play Yooyuball...

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Confessions of a Neverending Boss Battle Champ
After becoming rich from invasion taxes, Dr. Sloth has decided to go ahead and build himself a glorious battlecruiser. It's got everything that an evil green genius could want...

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The Art of Pet Pages
Pet pages. We all have 'em. But do we all use them? I'm sorry to say the answer's no.

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Deep Hurting
Pff, whiner.

by nemoy

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Constant Stupidity
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